Total Male: Save Your Life by Taking Charge of Your Sexual Health by Mark Weis MD

Author:Mark Weis MD
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: erectile dysfunction, testosterone, labido, andropause, hgh, low t

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Slow down, you move too fast You’ve got to make the morning last

Man survives earthquakes, experiences the horrors of illness, and all of the tortures of the soul. But the most tormenting tragedy of all time is, and will be, the tragedy of the bedroom.

—Tolstoy

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SAVING MENKIND

By A. F. Wells

Act 3

8:00 a.m., Wednesday

Setting: The doctor’s lounge again.

Tennyson: “Well, gents, I’d like to call our recently formed men’s club of sorts to order by introducing yet another thing of which men do not speak. What say we chat about that oldie, but goodie: premature ejaculation?”

Worthington: “What say we don’t, and say we did? Why on God’s green earth would you want to wade into those murky waters?”

Brand: “Probably because the heart specialist sitting next to me has been buffing up on his male sexual health issue knowledge since we’ve created our little club and discovered that not only is premature ejaculation fairly common, affecting around one-third of all men regardless of age, it, like the other conditions we discussed lately, is also quite treatable.”

Worthington: “Sure, why not? In for a dime, in for a dollar! We’re so far down this bumpy road we might as well push on to the bitter end.” He pauses then chuckles at his joke. “No pun intended, of course.”

Brand: “You are excused, sir, for that lame attempt at humor. Speaking of humor, I’d like to complement all of us for making sure our little soirees haven’t turned into a contest to see who can tell the best Viagra® jokes. One of my patients has a handful of new ones every time he comes in. Man, do I hate seeing his name on my schedule!”

Tennyson: “Do you understand, Alan, why men tell those jokes?”

Brand: “Sure, the psychology is quite simple. It’s because most of them have one or more of the problems we’ve been discussing, and making light of the subject helps relieve their fears and anxieties about what they believe to be personal shortcomings that are actually medical problems.”

Worthington: “Would one of you amateur psychologists mind beginning a discussion on premature ejaculation?”

Brand: “Happy to oblige, sir. For starters, what’s your definition of premature ejaculation?”

Tennyson: “Well, since we all know that if Mama ain’t happy, then nobody’s happy, I’d have to say it’s the man ejaculating before the woman wants him to.”

Brand: “Reasonable thinking, Roland, and I would agree with you, but organized medicine has decided that the definition is as simple as ‘the man ejaculating before he would like to.’”

Worthington: “Yeah, right. Good luck trying to sell that definition to any of my wife’s friends. Any man who has been married as long as I have is quite aware that he who places his own desires—whether they be sexual, recreational, dietary, or any other—before those of his spouse, will soon discover that approaching life in such self-centered fashion quickly leads to his golf clubs and underwear being thrown out the window and his relocation from the blissful marital bed to the unhappy bachelor couch. So fiddlesticks on

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